“Women get more unhappy the more they try to liberate themselves.”
40 year old male classmate: You smell nice.
Me: Pardon?
40 year old male classmate: You smell really nice.
Me: Thanks?
I suppose anyone who crosses me in passing
must notice I smell like baby powder and artificial vanilla
and must be pleasantly caught off guard by the childish
combination of scents.
Madonna is in town tonight.
I think I'm secretly jealous that I can't go.
It's probably best that I'm not there.
It would be me in a vast, glittering sea of gay.
Today I was studying for Political Science in Geology
and I turned to a picture of Dick Cheney making
a squishy, squinty face so I drew a fart cloud
behind him with the letters "Pfffft" inside.
I burst out laughing.
I swear I'm 20 years old.
Really, I am.
Having said that, I realize I am both young and foolish.
But don't take advantage of what I'm willing to offer.
I'm not that type of girl.
But I suppose I'm not not that type of girl, either.
I want to look like Brigitte Bardot.
Thank you.
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1 comment:
Heeeee went to my high school. I knew his little brother. Who is now also trying to be an actor. You should check out "Acting w/ James" on FunnyOrDie if you haven't seen it. Another great blog.
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